Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Weird Things


A shrimp's heart is in its head.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for US citizens to have any contact with extraterrestials or their vehicles?

23% of all phtocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. (WHOOPS! I meant bums).

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

Horses can't vomit.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.

35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.

No word in the english langauage rhymes with MONTH.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

If Barbie were lifesize, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand 7 ft. 2 inches tall.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

P.S. Ryan did try to lick his elbow.


Christa Johnson said...

Hey kim! that was so great to see all those silly facts! I am married to a man that loves useless knowledge, so he thanks you as well. And also thank you for updating me about how your family is doing! that is so awesome, I can't believe there were so many grandkids born in one year!!!! Wahooooo!!!

Julie Jan said...

I didn't know any of these!! Some of them were definately weird!

the DeCampos Family said...

Thanks for all of the FUN info. Can't get too much of that.